Chris Houses

4th Year psychobiology major at UCLA to become a psychiatrist. Blog of whats on my mind, my humor, and random stuff. Live, laugh, learn, eat.


1. My Pictures

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It’s really sad how annoyed I get by PDA. Like holy fuck. Why am I so jealous of it. It just seems like it’s easy to meet someone than it is for me I guess.
But real talk
What the fuck was that couple doing at the concert. Y’all were hugging the entire concert and were so fucking emo. To top it all off you guys were 6’1+ and wouldn’t fucking move sometimes. If I had the damn nerve I would have stuck this motha fuckin glow stick up your assholes to get to steppin. Fuck ass bitches ruining my day smh. And one of them touched my hair. Idk which one of those old ass jars mayonaise touched my hair with their crusty ass Casper fingers but don’t be doin that shit. Whatever 😒 at least I felt cute today, well until I stepped out the door 😩



OMG I want the Squirtle tank top! 

Omg I want these

(Source: puff-to-tuff, via gaymerlag)

When the bae walks by



“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”


not even risking that shit

(via snigga-spice)


Oh my god. 

(via rimjobrobyn)


COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me

(via the-fearless-inferno)

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